- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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