- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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