A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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canadians

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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