- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's worse than this That :(

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A gay man watches football.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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