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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

a man makes a bad joke

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.