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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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