Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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