Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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