teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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