What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than this That :(

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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