- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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