- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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