Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Rebecca Black's career.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

hiya

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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