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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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