What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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feminists.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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