If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

There once was this guy and he fell down

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

ask me if im a door yes

A seal walks into a club.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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