- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Liverpool City Football Club

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

feminists.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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