- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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