I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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