- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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