Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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