What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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