ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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CFL

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Take part of what?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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69

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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