The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

a black man did not eat chicken.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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