- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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