- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

guess what>? your mum lol

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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