What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

1+1=2

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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