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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Justin with a hat.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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