What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How High is a Chinese man

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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