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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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