Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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hextech crafting too opieop

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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