- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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