Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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