A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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