Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

1+1=2

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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