- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

your mom gave me head.....phones

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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