Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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