- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Justin with a hat.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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