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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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