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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

* anti-punchline

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?