A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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my mind's eye?

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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