You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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