- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How did the dog die? He was put down.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A man walks into a vagina

what kind of dog can tiptoe

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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