Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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