What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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