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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.