What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Justin with a hat.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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White men's rights

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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