- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

A jew enters a mall.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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