Chuck Norris.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Rebecca Black

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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