Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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I C U P White stuff

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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the NAACP

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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