- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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