- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A woman wears a dress.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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