- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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