- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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