Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

A woman wears a dress.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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