How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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