Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Long joke Your such a downey

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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