Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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