- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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