- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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