What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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