- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??