what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What's big and purple? Barney

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Penis

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do you call an arab ?

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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