Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Click here to end the world.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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