Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Two planes walk into an office building

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Blacks

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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