- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

the NAACP

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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