- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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