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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

"Knock knock..." "come in"

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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