- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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