- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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