Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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