- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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