- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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