- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Sir, your wife is dead

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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