You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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