- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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