A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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