- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Feminism.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Woman rights.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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