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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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