Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Jesus Christ

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Yo mama so fat.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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here kitty kitty

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