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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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