What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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