- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Mahmy

Prostitution is bad.......

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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