hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Barbara Streisand

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What is cowboy say

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Anti Joke

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