- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

do you have a wife?

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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