why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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A man was shot. He died.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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