- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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