what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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