- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Oh s***

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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