- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

No it doesnt..

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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