A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

wanna hear a joke? yes

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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