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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

so today i took a poop. hehe

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What do you call an arab ?

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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