- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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