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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Get some flipping new jokes people

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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