roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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world society

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Anti Joke

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