Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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