why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I went to work today....

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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