Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

I? Everett

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Lets Go Lakers!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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