- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

I walk into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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