- Anti Joke

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

who is not good looking? mon morello

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.