How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Gustavo Andrade

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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