- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Fat people

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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