- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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