- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Take part of what?

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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