What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Fat people

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

I love you

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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