- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

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