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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

21 Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.