- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What do you call your mom? Mom

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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