- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Take part of what?

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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