Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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