- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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