Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

The Labour Party.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A black student graduated High School

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Anti Joke

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