"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

This is a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Politics

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mom is so nice.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

these are shit

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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