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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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