What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

This is a random Anti joke.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

derp

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

im watching you..

CAVE JOHNSON.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

You're a big fat monkey.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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