- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Asians

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

no really what are ur names?

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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