SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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i have two hands.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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