- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

In soviet Russia...things are different

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

nothing

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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