- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

John lazzaro likes dick

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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