So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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