- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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