You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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