- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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