What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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