- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

No because your face is really f***** up.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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