How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A hill billy went fishing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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