There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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you gay?

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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