Where's my tractor?

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

#Getweird

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

CFL

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Anti Joke

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