- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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