Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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salad days!

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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GONNA

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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