Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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The WNBA

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Tucker Rivera

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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