11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What comes after 69? 70

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