Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Penis chickens

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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