Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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A dyslexic blind man

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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